{"product_id":"after-school-detention-shirt","title":"After School Detention Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"I will not flirt during class\" is hand embroidered in cursive on this notebook striped vintage shirt.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize: Men's Large\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOne-of-a-kind and upcycled for the unique and conscious consumer. Sourced and reworked in Brooklyn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReturns available for store credit within 14 days of purchase.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRecommended Care:\u003cbr\u003e•Place in garment bag to protect from snags.\u003cbr\u003e•Machine wash cold (brr)\u003cbr\u003e•Hang to dry\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you’d like to commission this design onto a different garment, please visit our \u003ca title=\"commissions\" href=\"https:\/\/schlossclothing.com\/pages\/contact\"\u003eCommissions Page\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Schloss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55151846883607,"sku":null,"price":279.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0902\/8947\/1767\/files\/Untitleddesign-2026-09-09T180826.668.jpg?v=1788991809","url":"https:\/\/www.schlossclothing.com\/products\/after-school-detention-shirt","provider":"Schloss","version":"1.0","type":"link"}