{"title":"Tees","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"marfa-stewart-tee","title":"Marfa Stewart Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt's Martha's world, we're all just living in it. The Marfa Stewart shirt is a love letter to the iconic homemaker, with a southern twist. Hand embroidered onto an upcycled white tee.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBrand: Hanes, Size: Women's XS.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOne-of-a-kind and upcycled for the unique and conscious consumer. Sourced and reworked in Louisiana.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReturns and exchanges unavailable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRecommended Care:\u003cbr\u003e•Place in garment bag to protect from snags.\u003cbr\u003e•Machine wash cold (brr)\u003cbr\u003e•Hang to dry\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eIf you’d like to commission this design onto a different garment, please visit our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/stitchedbyschloss.com\/pages\/contact\"\u003eCommissions Page\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50067501285655,"sku":null,"price":95.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0902\/8947\/1767\/files\/IMG_4769_5c834f59-d888-4acf-ad36-876a94476095.jpg?v=1736707418"},{"product_id":"erewhon-dropout-crewneck-sweater","title":"Erewhon Dropout Crewneck Sweater","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVariant Sizes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNavy Varsity: \u003c\/strong\u003eMen's Large, Sweatshirt\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSage: \u003c\/strong\u003eYouth Large, Approx Women's XS\/S, Sweatshirt\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne-of-a-kind and upcycled for the unique and conscious consumer. Sourced and reworked in Brooklyn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReturns and exchanges unavailable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRecommended Care:\u003cbr\u003e•Place in garment bag to protect from snags.\u003cbr\u003e•Machine wash cold (brr)\u003cbr\u003e•Lay flat to dry \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you’d like to commission this design onto a different garment, please visit our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/stitchedbyschloss.com\/pages\/contact\" title=\"commissions\"\u003eCommissions Page\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Schloss","offers":[{"title":"Navy Varsity","offer_id":51402642456855,"sku":null,"price":235.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Sage","offer_id":51053523861783,"sku":"erewhon-dropout-crewneck-sweater-beige-2","price":235.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0902\/8947\/1767\/files\/FullSizeRender_d493a679-d621-416a-af7f-84e2f76bf380.jpg?v=1759168469"},{"product_id":"sorry-santa-monica-tee","title":"Sorry Santa Monica Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Sorry Santa Monica Tee is an ode to twentysomething Saturdays spent waiting 2 hours in the parking lot line, Sangria stains on Planet Blue rompers, and crawling across Wilshire to postgame at 800 Degrees. To quote Confucius, \u003cspan\u003e\"Study the past if you would define the future.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSize: Men’s Medium\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOne-of-a-kind and upcycled for the unique and conscious consumer. Sourced and reworked in Brooklyn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReturns available for store credit within 7 days of purchase.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRecommended Care:\u003cbr\u003e•Place in garment bag to protect from snags.\u003cbr\u003e•Machine wash cold (brr)\u003cbr\u003e•Hang to dry\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you’d like to commission this design onto a different garment, please visit our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/schlossclothing.com\/pages\/contact\" title=\"commissions\"\u003eCommissions Page\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Schloss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51483769012503,"sku":null,"price":85.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0902\/8947\/1767\/files\/CC6F6BAA-482A-4429-B1A8-BF5E7F938F55.jpg?v=1761161156"},{"product_id":"sorry-new-orleans-tee","title":"Sorry New Orleans Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Sorry New Orleans Tee is an ode to sticky weather and stickier bar floors, chainsmoking inside, singing \"Back That Ass Up\" through mouthfuls of pizza, also known as the golden years. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: Men’s Large\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOne-of-a-kind and upcycled for the unique and conscious consumer. Sourced and reworked in Brooklyn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReturns available for store credit within 7 days of purchase.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRecommended Care:\u003cbr\u003e•Place in garment bag to protect from snags.\u003cbr\u003e•Machine wash cold (brr)\u003cbr\u003e•Hang to dry\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you’d like to commission this design onto a different garment, please visit our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/schlossclothing.com\/pages\/contact\" title=\"commissions\"\u003eCommissions Page\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Schloss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51487762120983,"sku":null,"price":85.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0902\/8947\/1767\/files\/IMG_3153.jpg?v=1761227576"},{"product_id":"sorry-west-village-tee","title":"Sorry West Village Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eSorry for the drinks we spilled and the stairs we fell down. The Sorry West Village Tee is an ode to yesteryear's mistakes made while wearing beanies in the bar and filtering in Valencia. \u003cspan\u003eTo quote Confucius, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"Study the past if you would define the future.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOne-of-a-kind and upcycled for the unique and conscious consumer. Sourced and reworked in Brooklyn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReturns available for store credit within 7 days of purchase.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRecommended Care:\u003cbr\u003e•Place in garment bag to protect from snags.\u003cbr\u003e•Machine wash cold (brr)\u003cbr\u003e•Hang to dry\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you’d like to commission this design onto a different garment, please visit our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/schlossclothing.com\/pages\/contact\" title=\"commissions\"\u003eCommissions Page\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Schloss","offers":[{"title":"Marigold","offer_id":51552926335255,"sku":null,"price":85.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0902\/8947\/1767\/files\/IMG_3718.jpg?v=1763403213"},{"product_id":"holey-spirit-crewneck","title":"Holey Spirit Crewneck","description":"\u003cp\u003eHand printed on vintage short sleeved sweatshirts, made in limi\u003cimg\u003eted qualities. 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Sourced and reworked in Louisiana.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReturns available for store credit within 7 days of purchase.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRecommended Care:\u003cbr\u003e•Place in garment bag\u003cbr\u003e•Machine wash cold (brr)\u003cbr\u003e•Hang to dry\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you’d like to commission this design onto a different garment, please visit our \u003ca title=\"commissions\" href=\"https:\/\/schlossclothing.com\/pages\/contact\"\u003eCommissions Page\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Schloss","offers":[{"title":"Red","offer_id":53442526675223,"sku":null,"price":145.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy","offer_id":53442526642455,"sku":null,"price":145.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Beige","offer_id":53442526707991,"sku":null,"price":135.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Burgundy","offer_id":52981936685335,"sku":null,"price":135.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0902\/8947\/1767\/files\/Untitled_design_15.png?v=1782495127"},{"product_id":"bored-again-virgin-tee","title":"Bored Again Virgin Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eLike a virgin, bored for the very first time. 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Sourced and reworked in Louisiana.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReturns available for store credit within 7 days of purchase.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRecommended Care:\u003cbr\u003e•Place in garment bag to protect from snags.\u003cbr\u003e•Machine wash cold (brr)\u003cbr\u003e•Hang to dry\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you’d like to commission this design onto a different garment, please visit our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/stitchedbyschloss.com\/pages\/contact\" title=\"commissions\"\u003eCommissions Page\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Schloss","offers":[{"title":"Women's XS","offer_id":51831530455319,"sku":null,"price":85.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Men's Medium","offer_id":51831530422551,"sku":null,"price":85.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0902\/8947\/1767\/files\/IMG_5155.jpg?v=1768950492"},{"product_id":"holey-spirit-crewneck-copy","title":"Holey Spirit Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eHand printed on vintage crewneck sweatshirts, made in limi\u003cimg\u003eted qualities. 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Sourced and reworked in Louisiana.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReturns and exchanges unavailable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRecommended Care:\u003cbr\u003e•Place in garment bag\u003cbr\u003e•Machine wash cold (brr)\u003cbr\u003e•Hang to dry\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you’d like to commission this design onto a different garment, please visit our \u003ca title=\"commissions\" href=\"https:\/\/schlossclothing.com\/pages\/contact\"\u003eCommissions Page\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Schloss","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53442528805143,"sku":null,"price":145.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0902\/8947\/1767\/files\/IMG_7959.jpg?v=1779914268"},{"product_id":"jitney-spears-tee","title":"Jitney Spears Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt's Jitney, bitch. 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